A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing the man looks a bit down, asks, What's wrong? The man sighs and says, My wife and I had a huge fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak to me for a month. The bartender nods sympathetically and says, Well, that sounds tough, but maybe it's a blessing in disguise? The man shakes his head and replies, Not really. Today is the last day of the month. The bartender laughs and says, Well, at least you had some peace and quiet for a while! The man chuckles and says, True, but now I have to face the music.