Hi TrevorThis is the Ontario Medical Association of Canada. I am here to inform you of very important news. Regarding your best friend. Your little Peter. Your dinky. That little dude you abuse every time you play russian roulettee banging some cum garage after the bar. You need to stop Trevor soon your One eyed garden snake will be as limp as those titties you last sucked on. We are all worried for you. The verdict came in and unfortunately you have a scorching case of the clap. Not that thing you clap and turns your lights on. Were talking the herpes you caught off that 1 legged pirate beast you went down on last month. Please seek help now. Don't wait. Take your boyfriends johnson out your mouth. Finger out the cats butthole and run to Emergency. Oh and Trevor what ever you do. Wipe your bum, front to back. Wear a fannypack. Its not gay for 50 bucks. 50 bucks is 50 bucks. Last thing and these are words to live by.... Don't tell Children Aid Services .....See....A......S.